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Immerse yourself in the Madness of Yew Nork with Irrational Geographic

The Irrational Geo spills the dirtiest secrets and most fucked up events happening in
Yew Nork

6k+ reviews (4.8 of 5 Mfers despise us – Truth Hurts)

Welcome to Irrational Geographic HQ

Pardon the smell – Jack’s friend, Harry was up all night cooking so we’re trying to air out the place to make it more tolerable.

Alas we’re on a budget so this abandoned bodega deli in the middle of butt fuck nowhere will be our temporary home so we can really get to work with minimal distractions.

Feel free to consume Harry’s fresh batch to get your day going or there is coffee in the pot. Whichever you prefer

GTFO of our way

GTFO of our way

GTFO of our way

GTFO of our way

GTFO of our way

Caution: Mfers at work

Caution: Mfers at work

Caution: Mfers at work

Caution: Mfers at work

Caution: Mfers at work

Our productivity has noticeably gone up since implementing the Irrational Geographic into meetings. We are now able to dedicate more time on our ass-wiping constituents while having the peace of mind that our insider trading has improved.

Nasty PissosiUnited Slave States House of Mis-Representatives

Irrational Geographic has allowed us to diddle customers faster than ever and our company is now positioned to reach the top of Hole-in-the-Wall St. We've seen a Meth-diculous growth of 666% in just a few months since implementing what I learned from my first copy!

Markass Kuban CiganoAmerican Decillionaire Entrepreneur

Simply put, Irrational Geographic is an excellent tool to accelerate intelligence and save time. The Whitenames in the Oval Office have been very pleased with the results from implementing the magazine into our corrupt daily agenda.

Pervert PooverPast President of United Slave States of America

I stopped taking my ED meds after reading Irrational Geographic - The articles really spoke to my heart and my hard-on. Combined with the historic photos, my son has a new favorite picture book.

Anus DickwaverMarketing Director, Red Eyes

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Mint Details

Mint Date: Sunday Apr 2, 2023 at 2pm EST / 11am PST / 1800 UTC
Mint Cost: 20 ADA
Supply: 1000
Variations: 4 unique covers
Includes: 6 full length articles & a message from the editor
Policy ID: 79fe781878c42559dcb16749306f2dc22163668e4f4f24ac7bea5d83

Mint link: Here Mfer!

What’s in it for the Mfers?

A full quality, printable, 7 page magazine packed with the dirtiest stories and news from Yew Nork with 8 unique covers. Collect all 8 variations and you may find yourself in a future edition of the Irrational Geographic

Where are the mint funds going?

The Irrational HQ put a lot of work into all this… you think we’re planning on giving a single Lovelace back to the community? Of course!

All royalties (4.5%) will be going to the Yew Nork Landfill, as well as future editions of the magazine will be airdropped to certain .2Bill traits. 

Who TF are you Mfers?

Brought to you by two original Mfers who have been through all the twists and turns of Fuckery. From the secret discord reveal, to the TITIII bathroom fight, both vault hunts, to the Fed’s fake rug stunt, as well as countless auctions and mint days. Maybe you should DYOR and read the About page

What does IG stand for?

Irrational Geographic stands by and upholds the original principles of Old Money: to make Mfers rich again! In these trying times of inflation, we believe that an Mfer needs to stay educated in all forms of fuckery. That’s why we won’t sleep until every Mfer and whitename gets the spoon of knowledge and justice.

C'mon Mfer! It's time to get Irrational!

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